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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:25

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Nemo harum distinctio cupiditate soluta nesciunt beatae harum.
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.
So they tried
Still no good.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why did VP Vance decide to humiliate the President of Ukraine on national TV?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...