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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

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Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Cliffhanger's Black Panther game reportedly would have built upon the famously patented Nemesis System - Rock Paper Shotgun

Everyone loved it.

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So they tried

Still no good.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why did VP Vance decide to humiliate the President of Ukraine on national TV?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

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